
My morning went a little something like this…
I woke up mad because I had a dream that I was married to Prince William and he left me for a woman who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.
Of course that made me angry at my REAL husband for being a man. “YOU ARE ALL PERVERTS!”, I yelled at him.
He had no idea what was going on, but just shrugged in agreement.
I made a cup of coffee and clicked on the morning news, only to discover that the White House crasher wife, Michaele Salahi left her husband for a guitarist from the band Journey. I don’t know what to make of that piece of information, but it was a lead story on Good Morning America. So it MUST be important.
Next I saw that Toddlers and Tiaras is still a show. Like as in STILL ON TV. I am horrified by the fact that people watch that.
Then my 8 year old gave me a one-arm hug as he ran to catch the bus. Like a cool-guy hug. Not an, “I’m gonna miss you so much today, Mom.”
Finally I saw that the Kardashians have started a clothing line. It’s heavy on jumpsuits and leopard. They are selling it at Sears…which makes me scratch my chin.
Anyway, it’s been a weird morning so far…
and it’s getting even weirder because I am posting a dessert with fruit. Which I am sort of fundamentally against. But these are acceptable because you can eat them with your hands.
AND they have frosting. So yeah, I accept you fruit. This time.
This is a straight forward recipe. The hardest part is chopping your apples.
Then mix up your batter and spread it in your pan.
Bake it, let it cool and spread some yummy frosting on top.
Now, go on, eat your fruit.
- 2/3 cup room temperature butter
- 2 cups packed light brown sugar
- 2 eggs
- 2 tsp vanilla
- 2 cups All-Purpose Flour
- 2 tsp baking powder
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1 cup peeled, chopped tart apple (1 large)
- 1/2 cup toffee bits
1. Preheat oven to 350°
2. Spray 9×13 baking pan lightly with cooking or baking spray.
3. Cream butter and brown sugar in mixer until smooth.
4. Add eggs and vanilla and beat on medium until combined.
5. On low, add flour, baking powder, and salt. Mixing until just combined.
6. Stir in the chopped apples and toffee bits until evenly distributed.
7. Spread in prepared pan and bake for 30 minutes until the center is set.
8. Let cool completely before slicing or frosting.
Adapted from:
1001 Recipes
- 1/2 cup butter
- 1 cup packed light brown sugar
- 1/4 cup milk
- 2 cups powdered sugar
1. Melt butter in a medium saucepan. Add brown sugar and milk and bring to a boil. Remove from heat. Let cool for 5 minutes.
2. Stir in powdered sugar with a whisk.
3. Let cool until it thickens enough to spread.
4. Stir before spreading on top of blondies.
5. Let frosting set for 30 minutes and then cut into bars.